all of science fiction: human beings will resent A.I and robots and will never trust them
real human beings: I had to apologize to my roomba for stepping on him today I felt so bad he cleaned my whole house and I just stomped on him
Scifi 2019: Elite police officers are trained to hunt down robots that are forbidden from returning to Earth. They call it “retirement” as a euphemism.
Real 2019: The entire internet mourns a beloved Mars rover that gave a haunting final message as its 15 year life came to an end.
do you ever associate the word “girlfriend” with wlw so much that you forget straight boys have girlfriends
Straight boys have what now
I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming
me: *sees stars and points at them* yes
person: what?
me: *sounding more forceful* YES
Rose Mallinger, who was killed at the Tree of Life Synagogue yesterday, was 97 years old. 97 years. She lived through the Holocaust, was on this earth, a young woman as 6 million Jewish people were killed for being Jewish. Spent her whole life surrounded by people who looked at the atrocities of the Holocaust and said “never again.” Lived 97 years and died at the hands of a gunman who killed her for being Jewish.
the cullens are just a coven of gay vampires with no idea what the fuck they’re doing but sticking together out of solidarity
o shit im back after like a MONTH because i lost my pw and just got back in. im guessing i’ve missed… a lot. but also since i’ve been fine without it, i may delete it. who knows.